The van that hit us waited for a moment before deciding to tear away into the distance. He had put a dent in my door that looked remarkably like the Virgin Mary. I had a sudden brain wave. When all this is over and I want to make some money, I should have another go at selling that piss. All this talk of pissing was making me hungry for a beer. Welcome to The Treadwell Mysteries.
The shark had lost a few inches of water from his bowl and was once again struggling to breath. He was being a real pain in the ass and wanted to talk about nothing but Knight Rider. I remember the shows premise but not individual story lines and a shark, sitting in your passenger seat, reliving every moment of season 1 is as bad as it sounds. I had concerns over whether I could walk the last 4 miles to the abandoned mine listening to the shark. I was also worried that someone might be trying to kill us, and, ultimately, whether Michael could rescue Sherry and her little brother from the Scorpion biker gang. Welcome to The Treadwell Mysteries.
We arrived at the abandoned mine in little under three minutes. Either I had drastically misjudged the distance or, during the spin we had both grown dramatically, extending each stride we took to several hundred feet. It turned out to be my lack of judgement. Or was it? Welcome to The Treadwell Mysteries.
All that stood waiting for us at the abandoned mine was a door, a set of kitchen knives and an overdressed goat named Simon. Welcome to The Treadwell Mysteries.
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